REPUTATION

Schoolgirls think I'm gorgeous,
They queue up for my autograph.
But without teeth and toupee
And my corsets, they'd just laugh!

A groupie once gave me a blow job!
(She mistook me for a pop star's dad)
Word of this episode got around,
Absolute proof I'm a bit of a lad!

This is what I've found out then,
After so long playing the part,
You may be aware of your innermost faults
But most folks aren't that smart.

So, though the race seems long and arduous
And unwinnable, take heart!
With bit of a reputation, son,
You're off to a marvellous start!