I've Got A Gun!

"In all but one country in the West,
Democracy does not exist.
The man with the gun they're obliged to condemn,
So if you've got a weapon, don't give it to them!

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before the black helicopters come.

I got a gun to save myself,
From those with the power
And those with the wealth.
Without my gun, Mr President,
What's going to protect me 
From the government?

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before the black helicopters come.

When they succeed in repossessing 
All your Glocks and Steyrs,
The government and the criminals
Will still have theirs.
When I get a visit from the powers-that-be
At least I'll take some of them with me.

We all need protection 
From the men at the top,
The billionaire banker 
And the Thought Cop.
You get to live and love and fight
At least one more day
As long as you don't give 
Your guns away!

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before the Super Galaxies and the coffins come

With my gun 
I can beat the odds,
Defeat the elite
And cheat the gods,
And keep the criminal
Class at bay
And do the things I do
In my own way.

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before the black helicopters come.

Without my gun 
To cover your back,
Who's going to keep 
Deep State in check?
When all the gun owners are
Doing time,
Who's gonna protect you 
From violent crime?

Pretty soon they'll be coming
For everyone,
But it won't be so easy
If you've got a gun.
When they finally arrive
To murder me,
At least I'll die
Gun in hand and free.

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before the Men-in-Black and the ATF come."

Extra verse and chorus...

"The global few
Should do the math.
We're gonna put an end
To the psychopath...
33rd Degree 
And Neocon,
You're bound 
For Area 51!

I've got a gun. I've got a gun.
I've got a gun, better get yourself one
Before Deep State and the aliens come!"

Written and recorded in 2018.