THE DOGGIE SONG

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The song was written in 1970 and this version was created by yours truly in 2022.

"The piggies are out to get me, that much is pretty clear.
They'd like to see me toasting with a chestnut in each ear.
Wine, dine, undermine, politicians all,
They'll offer you two free tickets to the local porker ball.
But woe betide the innocent who falls into the trap.
I know lots who've been but not one that ever came back.
They're off to the funny factory, that's where they've been taken.
I'm looking through you, piggies, and all i see is bacon (Bacon, bacon, streaky bacon)

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!

My doggie, doggie, my doggie, Ronnie, never let's me down.
The piggies keep their distance whenever he's around.
But, if they see me on my own they'll dress up to the nines,
Put on lots of make up to hide their dirty minds.
But a fashionable hairdo will not make them look pretty.
A well cut, tailored suit can't make a silk purse from a piggie.

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!

Suckling piggie and a glass of wine;
Front row seats at the pantomime;
Doggie from the doggie shop, he's all mine.
What more could you want at Christmastime?
What more could you want at Christmastime?

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!"